Reflections on Dating a Kleptomaniac
Love is a slow-motion stickup you cannot get insured against. The worst part of dating a thief is realizing that after they clean you out, you will never get yourself back.
One morning she emerged from a concealing a bag of erasers, a sponge, and 12 packs of Splenda. You are commenting using your WordPress. You are commenting using your Twitter account. You are commenting using your Facebook account. Notify me of new comments via email.
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How to Deal with Someone Who Has Kleptomania
Your baggage she will leave unattended. Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here Sure, your gold fillings will disappear like tiny shiny ninjas while you sleep.
You can cheat, lose your job, develop a crippling drug addiction, and your mutual friends will still maintain a higher degree of respect for you than they ever will for her. Date her because life is short and theft is fun.
Date her because family heirlooms are for widows in sad novels. Date a girl who steals before somebody steals her away.
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